Found some funny jokes from a maganzine~
Its quite funny and sure will let u feel very 'cool' after read it~

1) Crime Story
Five friends lived in a room, namely Mad, Brain, Fool, Somebody, and Nobody. One day, Somebody killed Nobody. At that time Brain was in the bathroom. Mad called police.

Mad : It is police station?
Police : Yes, what is the matter?
Mad : Somebody killed Nobody, sir.
Police : Are u mad?
Mad : Yes, I am Mad.
Police : Do you have brain?
Mad : Brain in the bathroom.
Police : You fool.
Mad : Yes, Fool is my friend.


2) Pak Pandir dan Ikan Keli.
Pada suatu hari, Pak Pandir membeli beberapa ekor ikan keli di pasar borong di pekan. Apabila pulang, dia menyuruh man Andin menyiang ikan tersebut. Ketika sedang menyiang ikan...

Mak Andih : Oi, bapaknya! Macam mana nak siang ikan ni? Hidup lagi ni.
Pak Pandir : Apa yang susahnya tu Mak Andih?
Mak Andih : Nak ketuk kepala ikan, sadislah pulak.
Pak Kandir : Tu pun nak kecoh. Maknya rendam saja ikan tu dalam air. Kasi lemas ikan tu.
Mak Andih : =.=!!

JshengBoy is relaxing now ~